9. The Confederacy of Islamic Communists.
“His natural feminine aptitude eventually paid off when a high ranking comrade, or Mullah, or whatever the hell those backwater heathens call their Commanders in Chief, decided to bestow upon Mr. Iron a deadly cache of explosive grenades as a gift.”
“GRENADES, the choice weapon for cowards and criminals alike!”
“It was a thank you for years of carnal service, I suppose.”
Wondering what this “waffle iron” must have done to receive such a boon you perch out a puzzled look to your narrator.
“What did he do to deserve such a boon? Well, ha, he did nothing more than provide that Commie Jihadist and all his male kin oral copulation below the waistband, if you catch my meaning.”





