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14. Delicious Adult Cigarettes.
“It was RedWorm ADULT Cigarettes’ delicious, smooth flavor that broke the camel’s back of Lars’s well learned morals… alas; it’s a luxury for the mature, and only the mature!”
“Caught within this villainous dream-like haze, Lars soon found herself on school grounds breaking bottles and intimidating classmates. Her reckless usage of cigarette relaxants led down a dark windy road to destination inhalant addiction and vaginal prostitution, pimped out by the same man she professed to love… the last living mugger our fair World had to offer, her numero uno hombre… WaffleIRON!”
“From that time forward, this innocent child of civility was transformed into a morose monster of the night!”
Shocked at how easily the mighty can fall, you take a moment to catch your breath. Yes, breathe in slowly, breath out the pain.





