Translate:
“Number One: The Donkey Knock!”
“Here we see the male lover entering the female’s vaginal area from behind the woman’s backside with her face forced down into a cushion or pillow. At first, it seems quite ordinary until male climax is reached. Seconds before ejaculation the male slams his elbow into the spine of the unsuspecting female. With a shriek of pain and anger from the woman, the man releases his penis from the woman’s vagina while at the same time releasing his semen onto her freshly bruised back. Thus, The Donkey Knock maneuver is complete.”
“Number Two: The Jelly Doughnut!”
“This process begins with the female on her knees providing fellatio to her male lover. Again, the scene appears to be that of an intimate couple sharing intimacies. Once again, right before male climax, the male withdraws his penis from the female’s mouth. Flexing his hand into a hard fist the male brings the blunt formed hand down upon the nose of the female causing it to break. At this point ejaculation can commence and relief of the male testes is poured unto the woman’s broken face. The jelly doughnut maneuver is complete at this stage.”
