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“Number Three: The Piggy Tail!”
“Considered a counter attack to the previously mentioned maneuver, this tactic requires some foresight and planning prior to implementation. Prior to love making, the female will plug in and turn on a curling iron, and place it nearby, hidden from the male lover’s view. The female begins the session with providing fellatio as seen in the previous maneuver. As the male clasps his hand preparing to deliver the finishing blow completing the Jelly Doughnut maneuver the female responds defensively.”
“Quickly, with lightning reflexes, she grabs the curling iron hidden stealthily behind a cloth and suddenly inserts it into the unsuspecting anus of the male. The male then shrieks in terror as the woman continues to molest the poor man’s penis with her rough, callused hand. This will complete the maneuver known as The Piggy Tail.”
