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“This is what you saw,” you look upon the screen and see President Top walking out to the inaugural podium responding to loud and joyous applause. He says, “Thank you, thank you…” then all of a sudden, as was seen the night before, the screen turns to static. You look back at your host, your brow begins to pinch in anger at what you believe is about to be said.
“This is what TRULY happened,” said the narrator as he turns from you to the screen. The screen states REENACTMENT at its corner frame.
“The plan was two fold, Lars as diversion, and WaffleIron, the sword sticking and bleeding society’s pumping heart till it could beat no more.”
“Once underneath America’s great Republican structure, these carrion eating love birds split their separate ways. From the sewers, to the vents, into the Congressional Hall, they entered.”
“What about the Justice Guards, you ask?”
“Well…”
“…this was when the beautiful pawn Lars Precious was truly pushed forward.”
“Lars slithered her waiflike frame towards the guards’ room by way of the historic building’s wind drenched air aqueduct. UNDRESSED, garbed only in her stained white panties and brassiere, she pressed up against a grated vent. Peering inside she, more than likely, saw our national guardsmen sharpening their bayonets, preparing their rifles, and slash or eating a delicious supper meal.”
On the video screen, you see an actress portraying Lars Precious. She kicks open the vent with her dainty, rugged foot. She falls to the floor looking frightened and desirable to the startled soldiers encircling around her.
